New Oscar Award Categories

In a bid to better reflect the rapidly evolving film industry, The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has announced an unprecedented fourteen new award categories for the 2018 Oscars.

Best Screenplay Pulled out of Nowhere “Based” on an App or Meme

Best Wikipedia Page for a Movie Nobody Can Be Bothered to Sit Through

Biggest Misuse of a Talented Actor or Actress in a Minor Role

Best Performance by Meryl Streep

Most Gratuitous Tourism Shots of the Location That Provided the Film’s Grants

Best Thinly Veiled Analogy About the Struggles of a Straight White Man

Best Shade Thrown in an Acceptance Speech

Best Fake Smile from a Presenter Forced to Shake the Hand of an Alleged Sexual Predator

Best Adaptation of a Role Originally Intended for a POC by a White Person

Best Performative Allyship

Best Black Win Despite White Nonsense

Most Improved

Best Feature

Actual Best Feature

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